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CRESTVIEW, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor retailer underneath development informed police he was Alice in Wonderland and that a “hookah-smoking caterpillar” ordered him to assault the location.

Crestview police stated in a publish on Fb that Matthew Horace Jones is accused of breaking right into a fenced-in space and utilizing a forklift to trigger greater than $one hundred,000 in injury. He faces grand theft felony and different expenses.

Witnesses referred to as 911 and police went to the location. The police report says Jones aimed the forklift towards officers, who stopped him at gunpoint.

Police quoted Jones as figuring out himself as Alice in Wonderland, blaming the assault on “a hookah-smoking caterpillar” and saying that he had an issue with “constructing a spot to promote alcohol.”

No lawyer is listed for him.

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